Who's Your Fucktard?

Yay Soccer Australia for living up to their potential and beat those dirty Japanese. It was payback after they bombed Darwin and torpedoed shit. But fuck Les Murray for trying to extradite the English language by using the term foot-A-ball nine times in about four consecutive sentences… except the very last utterance was inexplicitly (simply) foot-ball. I love the fact you can accurately pronounce foreign words (to what I can only assume) to such a degree that no nation could find fault. But trying to inject another syllable into a rather straightforward English word? For what? To empathise the name of the “beautiful” game? Fucktard.